WIFE and GIRLFRIEND Wife is like TV girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell) At home watch TV go out bring MOBILE No money, sell TV Got money change MOBILE Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with MOBILE TV is free for life but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for MOBILE is high and often demanding TV got remote MOBILE don't have Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen) but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not) Last but not least! TV do not have virus, but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS! Ho.! Ho.! Ho.!